Hello ladies, Gentlemen,

Today we will try to penetrate through the layers of denial, over confidence, nagging doubts and hopefully, if all consent, we will come to some conclusion. We will keep this safe and respectful, so no need to worry. The only naked thing you’ll see will hopefully be the truth…

Let’s get it on.

Men (and women alike, admit it ladies) have been trying to answer a couple of question for a very long time – “Is it big? small? average?” and of course “Does size matter?

A research performed using a population of over 15,000 men around the world claims to answer at least the first. And yes, you’ve guessed it. Just like it says in the title. The average length of the penis is indeed 13.12 cm or 5.16 in, fully erect. If you’re wondering about the circumference, it’s 11.66 cm or 4.59 in. Surprisingly enough, only 2.28% of men have significantly smaller penis. The same percentage of men also have significantly larger one… So there you are…

Of course it might be a bit slanted, The research that is, as it makes sense that men who participated in this research are likely men with enough self-confidence… Now, while bragging about being part of the upper 2.28% is really a dick move, no need to be ashamed of being part of the lower 2.28% either. It’s all cockamamie.

Now that it’s out, The secret that is, let’s get down to business.

I’ve conducted a research on the topic myself. My qualifications? I have one, I can read, I’m on Facebook.

Here are some of my findings:

The percentage of men who claim to be part of the 2.28% “bigger” population is equal to the percentage of male adults in the Americas, Europe, Asia, Australia, Africa and Antarctica.

The percentage of the aforementioned population who lied, is equal to (percentage of male adults in the Americas, Europe, Asia, Australia, Africa and Antarctica) Minus 2.28%.

The percentage of men admitting to be part of the “shorter” 2.28% is equal to the Toronto Maple Leafs’ chances to win the Stanley cup this year.

So what is big? small? Attempting to answer this question is very similar to answer your partner’s “Did I lose weight?” without repercussions… It’s all about being comfortable with one’s body.

Now, that we non-answered one question, we also kind of answered the other, as besides the man feeling comfortable in or out of his foreskin, there’s his partner who might have preferences. Compatibility and all that jazz.

But if that is the deal breaker then the real problem lies elsewhere.

What do you think?

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