Well, a true fan is measured not in success but in hard times. And hard times were here this season. So, to summarize this on the light side (because it beats the hell of the alternative – it’s a shut-out!) I give you this Ode to Sens:
***Note to other fans: It’s only sports, so taking it personally will result in a minor penalty.
"This season sucks!" some fans might say This season has to go away. The blown off leads, they suck so bad... It's hard to spell 'Zibanejad'. It sucks to be a fan these days It sucks so many different ways.
Penalties and giveaways Frustrated us on most game days. The stupid refs, they hate the Sens As much as they just love the Pens. It sucks to be a fan today This season needs to go away.
It sucks that self-proclaimed 'Sens fans' Talk crap about our captain Spazz. So many points our captain brings With moves that make a fan's heart sing. It really sucks that they're this way This season better go away.
It sucks that lines change every day It sucks to see our power play. It sucks how great was our PK and how it really sucks today. It sucks to be a fan these days In many many different ways.
But there is always room for hope With youngsters learning through the ropes. The Hoff and Ceci catching on We got #TheLehner, we got Stone. It sucks to be a fan today But this crap cannot stay this way.
Just think MacTurris, BFR EK, Hemsky, so... by far... The Sens are not themselves this year The next one's ours! Do you hear? It may suck beyond belief But hey, at least We're not the leafs...
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Thank you for stopping by. See you next season fellow hockey fans!